Botox Ornament by Cody Foster

A Botox ornament in slim glass, shaped like the injection pen itself, which is either the funniest thing on the tree or a quiet statement of intent. Funny Christmas ornaments live or die on specificity, and this one is very specific, which is why it does so well at a white elephant gift table or as the last small thing in a stocking. Hang it on the tree, tie it to a gift bag for a beauty-obsessed friend, or hook it into a garland at a holiday party and wait for someone to notice. The shape is unmistakable from across the room, which is the entire trick.

Perfect for: white elephant exchanges, ornament exchanges, stocking stuffers, gifts for the beauty obsessed, esthetician thank-yous, and dry-humor trees.

Hang it toward the front where the joke can actually be read, then pile on more funny Christmas ornaments and a few stocking stuffers to finish off the gifting list.